Lady Gaga Coming Soon to a Theater Near You
Now that Lady Gaga has become a household name—albeit a silly one—she has apparently decided that she is ready to take it to the next level. She is going to be a movie star. Sources reveal that she is ready to star in a film that “will be a mix between Moonwalker and Dreamgirls”, the story of a young girl’s dream to be a famous singer and the long, torturous road it took to become an icon for gay men all over the world.

Lady Gaga Film Likely To Be Horror Movie.
At first, it seemed like Gaga was a cheap Madonna knockoff. Now, she’s a really expensive Madonna knockoff. She’s all about the crazy outfits and doing pretty much anything to get attention, including wearing little more than her underwear at a Yankees’ game, and perhaps even getting banned from all future games for being seen on the jumbotron with both middle fingers flying high. After bombing at a previous Lollapalooza, she has returned to the famous tour and is apparently not being booed off the stage this time around. She was seen at a show in Chicago over the weekend wearing underwear, a bra, fishnet stockings, and more diamonds than Lil Jon has on his pimp cup and grill combined. She’s come a long way, baby.
Her next venture will, naturally, be on the big screen (ahem, Madonna’s Truth or Dare, ahem). According to the source, “Gaga wants to emulate what Michael Jackson did during the 80s. You can already see that with her music videos. Every one of them is mini-event”. Well, her videos are mostly like little movies, and they do get lots of Thriller-type attention. But let’s hope that she doesn’t emulate everything that Michael Jackson did in the 80s. Underage boys deserve a rest.
But if she wants to make the jump from the 10-minute “Telephone” video to a full-length feature film, well, why not? She’s just as capable as Madonna is to have herself filmed talking about sex with a bevy of sycophants, and hopefully more capable than Mariah Carey was to act in a story not terribly different from her own life. As for mixing Moonwalker and Dreamgirls, that’s no small task. But it isn’t like we’ll be surprised by strangeness. Oddity is Gaga’s signature. It wouldn’t be shocking at all to see Lady Gaga with a beehive hairdo grabbing herself while dancing.
Bryan Singer, who directed X-Men and The Usual Suspects, is in talks to direct this film. Gaga will settle for nothing but the best. And why should she? After shattering all records with 13 MTV Video Music Award nominations this year and seeing her album The Fame go diamond, selling more than 10 million units, her ego must be getting close to Madonna-like proportions.
I just hope she doesn’t write any children’s books.








