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	<title>Diamonds, Engagement Rings &#38; Diamond Jewelry in popular culture &#187; Almost Too Funny</title>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson Schools Us on “The Price of Beauty”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The real reason she was there was to plug her new reality show on VH1.  It was inspired by the Mom Jeans incident—which she didn’t want to talk about but was sure to mention that she only gained ten pounds and was a size 4—and became something that VH1 was proud to place among its other great programming like Rock of love: Tour Bus, Celebrity Fit Club 7, Celebrity Rehab 3, and RuPaul’s Drag Race.  Jessica took best friend CaCee Cobb and sylist/friend Ken Paves and brought them with her to Japan, Thailand, France, Brazil, Uganda, Morocco, and India to film The Price of Beauty.  When she went to Uganda, she learned that many brides were encouraged to gain as much weight as possible to be more attractive to their husbands.  While she was in Paris, she learned that fashion models are very skinny.  ]]></description>
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		<title>This Just In: Olympic Figure Skater Johnny Weir Is Fabulous</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dare say that he is probably the most decorated person in the skating world.  He just doesn’t have any Olympic medals.  He endured commentators laughing after saying his name; hearing competitors referred to as ‘athletes’ while he was ‘ever-flamboyant’; and even read that RDS, the Canadian ESPN, suggested that he undergo a gender test or compete against women.  The whole time, he kept his cool and, at a press conference to address the RDS comments, joked that he grew stubble to prove that he is, in fact, a man. 

The really, truly wild part about this whole story is that Johnny Weir has never once said that he is gay.  When asked, he has responded, “I don’t think it should matter”.  He’s right.  But there are one or two things that sort of give it away a little bit.
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		<title>Whatever Curling Is Gets Lots of Olympic Attention</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Curling is great for a whole bunch of reasons. You get to wear special shoes that enable you to both slide (if you’re ‘throwing’) or shuffle (if you’re “sweeping”).  Three words: Norwegian Curling Pants.  90 minutes into the game, they stop to have a nosh.  The Chinese women brought strawberries yesterday.  The Swiss chose melon.  Some make time for some nice hot tea.]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope Releases His “Top 10 Rock Albums” List</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The albums that made the list are, to say the least, baffling.  The Beatles’ Revolver is, undoubtedly, one of the greatest rock albums of all time, but, considering that many of the songs were either a direct or indirect result of LSD experimentation, it is surprising that the Holy See would embrace it.  Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon also made the cut.  Evidently, its original title, Dark Side of the Moon: A Piece for Assorted Lunatics, remains unknown to His Holiness.  Either that, or he, too, was mourning the loss of Syd Barrett to drug-addled insanity.  Speaking of which, David Crosby made the list with If Only I Could Remember My Name, and Fleetwood Mac with Rumours. ]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl XLIV: Is This A Sporting Event, Or Reality TV Show?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami, FL – Everyone in the country is gearing up for tonight and Super Bowl XLIV.  It’s the biggest of the biggest football games, the clash of the titans (sit down, Tennessee, we ain’t talking about you), the World Championship game.  It is about the best of the best playing against each other for the title.  New Orleans Saints vs. Indianapolis Colts.  Drew Brees against Peyton Manning.  Some are calling this the greatest matchup ever.

But that’s not what is getting press.  Sure, some sportswriters are focusing on the actual game, the talent of the teams, the matchup overall.  But most of the headlines, blog posts, articles, and water-cooler chat are revolving around something else.

The generous tuchis of Kim Kardashian.  Yeah, it’s Super Bowl Sunday.  The beers are chilling, the potato chips and cold cut platters have been picked up, and the two best football teams in the country are getting ready to play each other.  But what we want to know is: what will Kim Kardashian be wearing?
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		<title>Madonna Loses Her Baby Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madonna must have flipped out when she was dumped by a guy she made famous.  She has a history of liking to control things.  But it seems that she couldn’t keep her claws in some 28 years younger.  Those young 'uns got speed.  It has been reported that Jesus split from Madonna because of their busy work schedules.  His is only busy because Madonna took him from roaming the streets of Rio to walking the catwalks of New York, Milan, and Paris.  There were also indications that he had some difficulty with the age difference.  Sources said that he couldn’t imagine a long-term relationship with her.  Small wonder.  When he’s 30, she’ll be 58.  When he’s ready to settle down and have kids, she’ll be collecting her AARP benefits and social security checks.]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Carrey Knighted, Apocalypse Certain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim Carrey, the actor primarily known for facial contortions and odd behavior, has become “Sir Jim Carrey”.  Actually, since it’s France, the official title is ‘Chevalier’.  Nonetheless, he shares a title with other honorary knights like Sean Connery, Edward R. Murrow, Michael Gambon, Alec Guinness, Stephen Hawing, and George Mitchell.  Of course, THOSE knights are in England.  Order of the British Empire.  Very much a big deal.  Carrey was given his title in France, the country that practically deifies Jerry Lewis.  So maybe it’s not quite the same thing.  He was knighted at the same time as Ewan McGregor, his co-star in I Love You Phillip Morris, a film about a con man who falls in love with his prison cellmate.  The pair celebrated their award with a kiss.]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga Is an Award-Winning Caricature of Herself</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She emerged covered in soot and her pink triangles were gone.  Seems like performing with Elton John would be the ideal time to don the famous pink triangle, but what do I know?  Anyway, the duet was lovely, with both of them playing piano and singing beautifully.  It was almost possible to look past the shoulders of Gaga’s bodysuit, which extended both vertically and horizontally, giving her an appearance of having sequined, aquamarine wings folded at her sides.  And not in a good way.

What can be said about Lady Gaga that hasn’t already been said?  Maybe one of these days I’ll be able to look past all of it and listen to her music.  People have likened Lady Gaga’s performance style to that of Freddie Mercury, but I disagree.  Lady Gaga is way gayer.
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		<title>“Seducing Cindy” Makes “Flavor of Love” Seem Dignified</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 10:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And they are quite a bunch.  19-year-old Jonathan Brown was proud to announce that he experienced his first, ahem, reaction to a picture of Cindywhen he was just 9.  He says that his dream would be to take her to Comic-Con.  71-year-old John, a British gentleman, likened his introduction to Margolis to “meeting the Queen of England”, and then went on the say, in his charming English accent, that the most attractive part of Cindy is…something they can’t show on Fox Reality Network.  Also included in her slew of suitors is a professional wrestler who rips his shirt off when he meets her at the altar, after which she says, “At my dream wedding, all the men rip their shirts off”.  Classy.  There is Chris, a musician with more piercings than brain cells and an inexplicable long, jet-black beard; a Tupac Shakur impersonator; an idiot longshoreman known as Timmy Z; a salmon fisherman from Alaska; a Playgirl model; and some random 18-year-old kid, among others. ]]></description>
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		<title>NFL Pro Bowl To Blow This Year…In Miami, No Less</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the NFC starting quarterback, according to rosters released in the end of December, is four-time All-Star Drew Brees of the…(wait for it)…New Orleans Saints.  Yeah, he ain’t playing.  But at least he’s done it before.  Starting Guard Jahri Evans, a first-time All-Star, also from the Saints, won’t play because an injury in a game that counts for nothing would be totally stupid when he is to start in the biggest game of the season one week later.  His first time to be an All-Star, and he won’t play.  How PO’d do you think he is about this decision?  Linebacker Jonathan Vilma would have appeared for the second time, but, alas, he will not.  He will watch and fume from the sidelines.

That’s it, NFL.  Tick off a nice, big linebacker.

One team had six players selected for the Pro Bowl.  You guessed it: the Indianapolis Colts.  We won’t see Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Jeff Saturday, or Reggie Wayne.  Who else won't we watch that day?  Dallas Clark and Peyton Manning.

Peyton Manning is not playing in the Pro Bowl.  Welcome to the world of Big, Stupid Decision by Failed Athletes in Front Offices.  Manning, Freeney, and Mathis were all to be starters.  Not that the AFC is short on talent, but the best players are supposed to play in an All-Star Game.  That’s where the name comes from.]]></description>
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