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	<title>Diamonds, Engagement Rings &#38; Diamond Jewelry in popular culture &#187; Almost Too Funny</title>
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		<title>Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin Trademark Foolishness</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 15:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you were thinking about opening the Sarah Palin Bathhouse and Food Co-op, you might be out of luck.  And if you wanted to open the first Bristol Palin Academy of Dance, you could have to find a new dream to dream.  The Palins have decided to trademark their most respected of names.  The initial applications, submitted by the Palin family lawyer, were rejected on the grounds that they were not personally signed by either Sarah or Bristol.  Perhaps Mrs. Palin was too busy shooting wildlife and slamming healthcare reform.  And in Bristol’s defense, it is possible that the ABCs were taught while—go-getter that she is—was becoming a self-taught Birds-and-Bees expert.  And it is just this kind of Palin aptitude that has caused the mother and daughter to seek ownership of their names.  They want to be the only Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin on the motivational speaking circuit.]]></description>
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		<title>Hangover 2 Notably Upgrades to Bill Clinton</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 10:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that while the film was shooting scenes in Bangkok, Clinton was there delivering a speech on clean energy.  Of course, it’s easy to see why the intern-lovin’ 42nd President might want to spend some time in Thailand, but the point is that he was there, the film crew was there, and it worked out.  A good ol’ boy like Clinton probably loved The Hangover, which was really, outrageously funny, so playing himself in the sequel was a no-brainer.  Put together a bunch of guys playing overgrown boys and one who is still best known for not having a Tide To Go instant stain remover handy and you’ve got movie magic.  Clean energy, yes.  Clean dress, no.]]></description>
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		<title>Would You Check into a Lindsay Lohan Rehab Clinic?</title>
		<link>http://www.diamondthoughts.com/2010/11/would-you-check-into-a-lindsay-lohan-rehab-clinic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 20:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s truly a lovely thought, and it would get plenty of attention.  But how much credibility can a place have when it’s started by someone who’s been in and out of rehab more times than most people have been into bars?  While we can all only hope that it works this time for the 24 year-old, it’s tough when her support network is relying on her failure for their next paychecks.

The Lindsay Lohan Recovery Center/Bar and Grill.  A Hollywood original.]]></description>
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		<title>What to Wear for Halloween? Ask Lady Gaga.</title>
		<link>http://www.diamondthoughts.com/2010/10/what-to-wear-for-halloween-ask-lady-gaga/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 06:36:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that almost everyone wants to dress up as either Lady Gaga or one of the little disasters from Jersey Shore.  T-shirts with silk-screened abs are very popular, and Snooki wigs are hopping off of the shelves like lice out of the Smush Room.  But with Lady Gaga, there are so many choices as to which fashion disaster one can mimic.  Drag queens all over the world are finding themselves in quite a quandary.  Is it practical and financially possibly to acquire and dismember enough Kermit the Frog dolls to recreate Gaga’s infamous frog frock?  Is it safe to walk around in fishnets, a bra, and a Yankees Jersey?]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing with the…Oh, This Is Just Embarrassing</title>
		<link>http://www.diamondthoughts.com/2010/10/dancing-with-the-oh-this-is-just-embarrassing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 07:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call it bad performing, call it bad casting, call it the judges drinking “hater-ade”, call it the effects of steroids, but don’t call it anything but justified.  The Situation has been eliminated from Dancing with the Stars after performing, well, something that was supposed to be dance but didn’t quite pass muster.  And by “pass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OchocincOh No!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He deserves some credit for using his fame to promote a good cause, which is, in this case, Feed the Children.  In an effort to raise money for the charity, the toll-free number to donate was supposed to be printed on the box.  That number is (888) HELP-FTC.  Unfortunately, due to a typographical error, (800) HELP-FTC was put there instead.  Evidently, the letters associated with 435-7382 must also spell something pretty disgusting.  When a 9 year-old girl dialed the number, instead of hearing a prompt for donations to Feed the Children, she heard a sexy voice offering to “do anything you want”.  We can assume that pressing “1” would not direct her to the nearest donation center.  We can also guess that the 9 year-old was not interested in hearing “whatever it takes t pleasure you”.  Just a guess.  Prior to the discovery, Ochocinco took to Twitter to tell his followers that they should “order my cereal OCHOCINCOS.  Start your day with a lil suga!!”  This was clearly not the “suga” he planned on hawking to the masses.]]></description>
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		<title>Refudiate: The Shame All Americans Feel</title>
		<link>http://www.diamondthoughts.com/2010/09/refudiate-the-shame-all-americans-feel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:33:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We might give Sarah Palin the benefit of the doubt and say that she threw herself in front of the bus, so to speak, to give Bristol a bit of breathing room.  But that would require a few things that Mrs. P. just doesn’t have, like media savvy and intelligence.  And it would be a pointless effort anyway, as young Bristol is participating on Dancing with the Stars with the condition that she be able to wear modest dresses.  So far, teaser photos for the show have revealed that her interpretation of modesty is similar to her interpretation of abstinence.]]></description>
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		<title>From the “Oh No He Didn’t” Files of Dan Hampton</title>
		<link>http://www.diamondthoughts.com/2010/09/from-the-oh-no-he-didnt-files-of-dan-hampton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So back to Hampton and his foot-in-mouth disease.  Boy Genius decided it was a good idea to say, regarding the Minnesota Vikings playing against the Saints in New Orleans, “The Vikings need to go down there and hit that town like Katrina”.

Really, Dan?  Really?

Unfortunately, no takesy-backsies once it’s aired on television.]]></description>
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		<title>Levi Johnston: Aspiring Mayor, TV Star, Spreader of Seed</title>
		<link>http://www.diamondthoughts.com/2010/08/levi-johnston-aspiring-mayor-tv-star-spreader-of-seed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a name we could have gone a lifetime without knowing.  Levi Johnston could easily be just some Alaskan redneck with a mullet drinking PBR tallboys with the guys and discussing his latest conquests.  No such luck.  Because of those powerful, icy swimmers of his, he became better known—and more respected—than the woman who forced him to put an engagement ring on her pregnant daughter’s finger.  While his 15 minutes were supposed to be over after his spread in Playgirl, he has managed to stretch it out more than two fat kids wrestling over a Snickers.  Not only does he still intend to run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, but he intends to do so in his very own reality TV show.]]></description>
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		<title>Love Can’t Wait—Even During A Crack Trial</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slurvy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Judge Zito made it clear that he would still be hearing the criminal case and that the warmth of the wedding would have no bearing on his decision.  The new Mrs. Piazza-Barndt was overcome with emotion and is looking forward to going on a honeymoon with her new husband.  Since drug trafficking is a class A felony in Pennsylvania and carries with it a maximum sentence of 20 years, she could be waiting a while to see the sandy shores of Hawaii with her man.  Nonetheless, the frizzy-haired groom and his new wife were all smiles, showing all of us that not only Charlie Sheen’s marriages can withstand drug busts.]]></description>
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