Well, Reggie Bush has been seen lately with Paris Hilton, who is said to have broken up with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. For an ex to date again is one thing. For an ex to hook up with a walking petri dish is another thing altogether. Kim Kardashian, after years with Reggie Bush, did not receive the expected engagement ring after his Superbowl victory. Instead, they broke up. Again. And it was likely that they would end up back together, because they complemented each other so well. Reggie didn’t even seem to mind that all of the Kardashian women have the voices of 5 year-old girls. Then he met Paris Hilton. Next to Hilton, the Kardashian girls sound like Barry White.
Why wouldn't Reggie feel threatened by this testament to masculinity?
And Kimmie met Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. He has dated Paris Hilton, but really, who hasn’t? Probably not realizing that there are two different types of football—American football and the kind the rest of the world plays—she found her way to make Reggie jealous. Apparently they met in Miami, where they were seen kissing and laughing. Their shared mastery of the English language was probably a bonding point. That, and their love for shopping, tight t-shirts, and short shorts.
Several different media outlets reported that Kim attended one of Ronaldo’s recent games after flying to Spain to spend some quality time with him. After the game, she hopped into a car that followed Ronaldo back to his home, where she was seen leaving after about four hours. That’s plenty of time to watch Spartacus and eat raw cookie dough. She left for her hotel (no overnight generally means one of two things. Anyone care to venture a guess?) and flew back to the States the next day to do some kind of photo shoot with her sisters.
Both Kardashian and Ronaldo (that name really should belong to the Brazilian Ronaldo) are very busy with their various occupations, with Kim posing nude for Harper’s Bazaar magazine and C.Ronaldo posing for in tiny underwear for Armani. They really are a match made in heaven, with only a few things standing in their way. There’s the complete “ick factor” created by any physical contact with Paris Hilton. There’s the idea that Kim and Reggie Bush only split about 5 minutes before was seen dining and laughing with C. Ronaldo. And there’s one other thing, too. Ask his teammates. Or check YouTube.
It completely makes sense that Kim and Cristiano would have a great time hanging out together. They have a lot in common. But as for making Reggie Bush jealous? Well, that’s not so likely.