We all felt kind of bad for Sienna Miller in 2005, when her fiancé, actor Jude Law, cheated on her with the nanny of his three children. The (at the time) young starlet took her broken heart—and her platinum diamond engagement ring—into a string of short-lived relationships. It seemed that she had dodged a bullet, getting away from the philandering Brit before they made their union legal. And then we stopped feeling sorry for her when she started dating Balthazar Getty, a married father of four. Reports said that he was ‘estranged’ from his wife. Maybe she started to feel distant after she saw pictures of a topless Sienna Miller crawling all over her husband on a yacht in Italy.
"Sienna, did you the rack on...wait, never mind."
In the meantime, Jude Law kept himself busy with actress Susan Hoecke, model Lily Cole, singer Norah Jones, heiress Kimberly Stewart, and some bartender/model/actress (and former nanny!) named Samantha Burke. To increase his ordinarily-high sleaze factor, he knocked Burke up and she gave birth to his fourth child on September 22, 2009, although she was unable to tell him by phone, as he had already disconnected that number. He finally got around to meeting his new baby daughter in late February of this year. No wonder the ladies love him. He’s chock-full of care and concern for others.
And poor, sad Sienna, in her attempts to recover from the 2005 split from her reptilian ex, dated Hayden Christensen, James Franco, Josh Hartnett, P. Diddy, and Rhys Ifans. While she and the uncomfortably gaunt Ifans were madly in love, they had a very public, ahem, encounter while on an international flight. Despite their undying passion for one another, Ifans started to get suspicious of his lady love and she responded by dumping him over the phone from Prague.
Having already torn through the celebrity and celebrity-wannabe phonebooks, Miller and Law reunited last fall at the urging of Jonny Lee Miller, who used to be married to husband-thief Angelina Jolie.
Is this getting creepy, or is it just me?
Anyway, the couple reconciled, and earlier this month, Sienna resurrected the engagement ring she got from law five years ago, although she is not, evidently, wearing it on her wedding finger. She is also going to move back to the US while Law is working on his new movie, the ironically-named Contagion. Sienna, it seems, doesn’t want to let her boyfriend out of her sight for even two seconds, so she’s moving in with him. Over the holidays, she agreed to vacation with Law and his first three kinds ONLY if he left the nanny at home. Law dutifully sent his current nanny back to England.
Not that there are trust issues or anything.
So they’re back together, and I couldn’t imagine a couple more perfectly suited for one another.