New York Yankee Slugger’s Girlfriend Whines about Wives
New York, NY –As the New York Yankees swept past the Minnesota Twins on their way to the ALCS last night, spraying champagne all over the visitors’ clubhouse and creating mayhem in general, poor Kate Hudson was sad. Even though her boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez, hit a 7th-inning home run that helped decide the game, Katie was proud—but not happy.

"Honey, the other girls won't play with me."
It seems that the wives of other Yankees players have a problem with Kate, and aren’t playing nice with her. In particular, there is hostility between Hudson and Derek Jeter’s girlfriend, Minka Kelly (who is an actress of some kind). So the bummed-out beauty told her man that they other girls weren’t letting her play their reindeer games. After Page Six of the New York Post revealed the unfriendly relationship to all the world, the Yankees front office took it upon themselves to speak to the wives and other girlfriends, telling them to be careful about what they said and to whom about A-Rod’s main squeeze. There’s nothing a baseball wife enjoys more than being scolded by some middle-aged failed athlete in a suit, his lips still smelling of Steinbrenner’s butt.
Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez have been seen smooching all over New York. They have had outings with A-Rod’s 2 daughters and Hudson’s son from her marriage to Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson. There have been rumors of the couple taking their relationship to the next level, but no engagement ring has been spotted yet. That doesn’t mean that there isn’t one, however.
When Kate was seen last week running around the streets of New York in a wedding dress, rumors heated up. This was, of course, totally stupid. Like she would be seen all over New York in her bridal gown when she can make at least a half a million for wedding photos. And, of course, the ink isn’t even dry on A-Rod’s divorce papers yet. People aren’t finished talking about his affair with Madonna, even though she has more than moved on—to another Latino 13 years his junior.
But putting Kate in a wedding dress was pure gold for Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Since sources are saying that Kate and Alex will be heading down the aisle soon, even sports fans are likely to buy the fashion mag, just to find any mention of their baseball hero. Besides, everyone knows that baseball weddings happen in October or November—whenever the season is over.
Either that, or we’ll be hearing the rumors until the 2010 All-Star break.