Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Agree on Pre-Nup; Kim Comments Because She Can.
Los Angeles – After a month-long romance, Khloe Kardashian, lesser sister of Kim, married LA Laker star Lamar Odom. Sort of. They had a ceremony and reception, but didn’t have time to agree on a prenup or file a marriage license before the E! network’s filming deadline. After all, business is business, but reality television waits for no one.
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Khloe has been giddily flashing her 9-carat engagement ring and diamond-encrusted matching wedding band all over the media. Never has a woman brushed her hair off her face so often or held her PDA so high while texting as does the new bride.
Now that the marriage license has been filed and the assets been logged, the pair can begin their life together. If it doesn’t work out, Khloe, whose only job is to be her sister’s sister on television, will still be financially set. She will get a flat sum of $500,000 for every year the couple is married; $25,000 each month for spousal support; $5,000 shopping allowance; $1,000 for beauty care; the new house; a new luxury car at the end of each lease cycle; and courtside Lakers tickets for the whole Kardashian clan.
It is only surprising that there isn’t a clause stating that, should the marriage end, Odom would have to be traded to another NBA team so the Kardashians wouldn’t have to look at the most recent man to step on the heart of their little Khloe.
During their courtship, there was only one small detail missing from the couple’s ‘deeply-getting-to-know-each-other’ phase: Odom’s two children, 10 year-old Destiny and 7 year-old Lamar, Jr. Neither child has met their new stepmother. They weren’t even at the wedding.
Odom has said that he does plan on introducing Khloe to his children. He laughed off the question with, “Of course”. We can only wonder why they have not yet met. When asked if he planned to have more children, but with Khloe, Odom said, “Maybe one day. Hopefully!”
With Khloe’s marriage and other sister Kourtney’s pregnancy, Kim hadn’t been getting the appropriate amount of attention, so she weighed in with her extensive knowledge of solid relationships. After all, she was the one who not only ran off at age 20 to marry Damon Thomas and avoid telling her parents until the tabloids did, but she also had the ultra-successful sex tape release with former boyfriend Ray-J. She is now back with New Orleans Saint Reggie Bush, but is older and wiser, saying that a prenup is a necessity, that, “It’s important, especially if you are successful and have your own stuff.” Kimmy has learned that it’s good to keep your stuff, if not your dignity.
With Khloe and Lamar ready to reach both their two-month dating anniversary and one-month wedding anniversary, a person can only ask one question:
Who’s keeping track of bets on when this one will crash to an end?