Katie Holmes: Tom Cruise Is Fashion Fabulous!
Katie Holmes, who hasn’t really done anything memorable since Dawson’s Creek—aside from bearing the child of Scientology’s favorite madman—is, for some reason, appearing on the cover of November’s Elle magazine. Photographs of her and daughter Suri appear in the tabloids from time to time, when they are spotted out and about. Recently, entertainment magazines and websites showed pictures of the 3 year-old wearing shoes with heels. At age 3. I think we all know whose idea that was.
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In talking about her personal style, she says she likes designers Azzedine Alaia, Stella McCartney, Ralph Lauren, and newcomers Isabel Marant and Sari Gueron. But when getting ready to go out, it isn’t Katie who makes the ultimate fashion decisions. The man who jumped on Oprah’s couch like an insane person (well, not like one) and presented Katie with an engagement ring in the cheesiest way possible makes those calls.
When Katie gets dressed for an event, Holmes told Elle, “He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say. ‘I think that dress might be wearing you.’”
Did Carson Kressley from “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” just speak, or am I confused? What heterosexual man on the planet would say something like “that dress is wearing YOU”?
The answer is obvious: there isn’t one.
Katie doesn’t need Carson or Kyan Douglas to tell her about fashion and grooming. She has her husband for that. Such a lucky girl! And girlfriend knows what she’s got.
“Tom has great taste,” she told Elle. Of course he does.
Just think of all of the manly things that Tom does, though. He famously donned tighty-whiteys in his breakout role, was man enough to adopt two children while married to one of the most beautiful women on the planet, loves motorcycle gear, has done more than a few movies in which he dressed in military uniforms…
Oh, wait. Never mind.