Rumors of Supermodel Gisele Bundchen’s pregnancy have been swarming like angry bees since she was seen on the runway in June wearing clothes larger than a hand towel. The Victoria’s Secret angel became famous posing in teeny tiny underwear, and has been a staple at the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show, generally held in November to boost holiday sales.
It looks like either she’ll sit this one out or Vicky’s will be breaking some serious ground when it comes to runway shows. Tom Brady will confirm on ESPN tonight that his wife of seven months is, indeed, pregnant. Doing the math, it makes sense that they exchanged wedding rings in the end of February, since their little athlete/beauty is due in December. Brady must have been doing a little victory dance—a sort of touchdown dance, but no uniform—when he realized that he and his lanky Brazilian could begin making babies.
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The couple did the same thing with the baby news that they did with their engagement. They lied. Or specifically dodged the truth. But it became nearly impossible beginning in July when the super-skinny Supermodel looked like a boa constrictor after snacking on a nice fat mouse. Of course, she was a boa constrictor in Christian Louboutins.
Brady filmed the interview with Chris Berman already, so the cat is already out of its proverbial bag, but it will be aired tonight for the benefit of anyone who has absolutely no other access to any media of any kind and has been hiding in a dark cave for the last few months.
Brady says that he will be happy to go to Lamaze classes with Gisele, and that thinks that men “just have to be there to support them and so it’ll be nice to do that.”
Especially in light of his ditching his then-pregnant girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, to be with Bundchen. He does have a role in his first child’s life, with his now two year-old son even attending his February wedding, but still.
Of course, Brady has his limits. He can’t do Sundays. Planning a summer birth would have been the smartest move, but people aren’t always thinking right when they really need to be, say, for example, when a naked Supermodel is standing in front of them. Now they’ve got a baby coming during football season, which is not terribly convenient when you are the starting quarterback of the New England Patriots. And he really shouldn’t take time off, since Gisele won’t be bringing in her regular earnings from wearing the million-dollar bra at the Victoria’s Secret show this fall. Somebody’s got keep that kid in Gucci.
Maybe if they can manage to have Gisele go into labor on, say, a Tuesday, then it would really work out for everyone. If anyone can figure out how to have a perfect child at the perfect time, it’s these two. We all look forward to the arrival of their little Supermodel/Hall-of-Famer.