When going to a job interview or court, it is always wise to dress conservatively and measure your words.
Unless you are Paris Hilton. Then you should wear something strapless with a gigantic diamond necklace and a sequined headband. Nothing says “responsible” like dressing for da club in the middle of the day at Los Angeles District Court. Giggling and talking like a 7 year-old girl while fiddling with your pigtails are optional, but recommended.
Paris Hilton is currently being sued for $8.3 million by the makers of the film “Pledge This!”, in which she starred. Although she failed to receive an Oscar nod for her work, she did get paid $1 million for her role as a mischievous sorority girl in South Beach. The only part of the script that really required any acting skill on her part was making herself believable as Someone Who Would Get Into College. Either way, the investors in the film claim that she failed to promote the film as promised.
Yeah, I wouldn't Have Been Proud Of It, Either.
While she did promote the movie prior to its massive release on over 24 theater screens across the world, she did not continue prior to the release of the DVD. Considering Paris’s popularity overseas and by teenaged boys who would rather watch the movie in the privacy of their own rooms, investors believe that the DVD release would have been the real moneymaker. That is why the movie’s investors are seeking to recoup the funds spent making and distributing the film. Actually, an attorney for the investors filed the lawsuit, as the company responsible for this celluloid masterpiece was shut down as a $300 million Ponzi Scheme by the SEC, and its chief operator is now residing somewhere in Brazil.
Nothing shady there.
Anyway, they want their money back before they run out of paper umbrellas for their drinks, so they are fishing in the deep, deep pockets of a silly, silly girl.
Boy, did they get the wrong judge.
While most judges might be put off by Paris’s parade of designer gowns, six-inch stilettos and ostentatious jewelry, she happened to get The Happy Judge.
Chief US District Judge Federico Moreno is known for his sense of humor. When Paris waved delicately to the judge while taking the stand, he commented that “I’ve never had a witness wave at me before.” Later, when Paris was being questioned about her MTV Reality Show “My New BFF”, which was filming in Dubai before she flew to LA for court, Judge Moreno asked her what ‘BFF’ means.
Hilton replied, “Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend Forever” (because everyone interjects their own name before every response).
His Honor responded with, “This will be my best case forever.”
Over the forlorn weeping from the prosecutor’s table, Paris said: “You’re my best judge forever.”
And a collective gag rolled through the courtroom.