Jennifer Love and Lil’ Jessie Simpson: Always the Bridesmaids
Jennifer Love Hewitt Better Get a Ring SOON, Says Jennifer.
One would think that most men would avoid Jennifer Love Hewitt after her much-reported emotional neediness and demands for marriage. After ex-fiancé Ross McCall was endlessly called to her side to massage her ego and profess his undying love, the couple finally split. Whispers around the set of Hewitt’s show “Ghost Whisperer” said that she was constantly calling him to the set and then yelling at him when he showed up. Before that, former boy-bander Rich Cronin received his token eternity band from her, but she dumped him over the phone while on a movie set far, far away. Soon after, he saw tabloid photos of her with seven different men while they were still an item. Evidently, Rich wasn’t in a hurry to get married. At least not enough of a hurry.
One of These People is Thinking About an Engagement Ring. One is NOT. Guesses?
J. Love’s biological clock has been ticking so loudly that the whole world can hear it.
Jamie Kennedy, who met Hewitt on the “Ghost Whisperer” set, was evidently sucked into the vortex that is her ample cleavage, and has been unable to claw his way out. After only a few months of dating, the pair was rumored to be engaged after they had, allegedly, been seen ring shopping. That turned out to be untrue. Kennedy freaked and was very quick to let everyone know that it was absolutely, 100% NOT true.
Hewitt, of course, responded by saying, “God, would that be the worst thing in the world? Excuse me, but just for a second, there’s a line of people who would probably be okay with that.”
Yes, Jennifer, if this was 1998 and we were still watching “Can’t Hardly Wait” on HBO.
Then she went on to say, “A timeline? By this time next year, if we’re not planning something, then there’s a situation.”
Nothing sexier to a man than an ultimatum. It must have driven her nuts when he pretended to propose to her onstage as a part of his stand-up act, only to explain later that it was a joke. What are the odds that she found it funny?
Jessica Simpson Asks to Please, Please, Please Get Married?
Jessica Simpson didn’t so much threaten as beg, which, as we know, men find equally sexy to an ultimatum. Evidently, Tony Romo was finally driven to dump J. Simp the night before her Barbie-and-Ken-themed birthday party because of her incessant talk about settling down. She was busy dropping hints about getting an engagement ring for her 29th birthday. She had previously dropped hints last Christmas, after 1 year of dating. A week later, she dropped further hints for New Year’s. Also before Valentine’s Day. I’m betting that Tony tensed up around Groundhog Day as well. Every minute on the golf course with Creepy Papa Joe Simpson must have been a nightmare for the ever-more-popular quarterback. Just as he’s starting to get famous and the chicks are starting to dig him, he ends up in the middle of the Beverly Hillbillies.
One of These People is Thinking about an Engagement Ring. One is Thinking "It Just Isn't Worth It." Guesses?
So finally, on the eve of her really, really lame little-girl-style birthday fiesta, after she talks about marriage again, Tony freaked, said he wasn’t ready, and ended it.
He was later seen swapping spit with 43 year-old actress Michelle Johnson, who was, evidently, on “Melrose Place” and “Tales from the Crypt”. Seems the only thing she’s done worth mentioning in the last 10 years is Tony Romo.
It seems that the lesson to be learned here is: It doesn’t matter how big your rack is. You can’t force someone into marrying you.