Can we blame little Bristol Palin for calling off the engagement to her babydaddy, Levi Johnston? Had the 18 year-old not been the daughter of the Republican Vice-Presidential candidate, young Levi would never have been strong-armed into slipping an engagement ring on his girlfriend’s slightly bloated finger. Now the dreams of the Palin/Johnston summer wedding are packed away with the dreams of Sarah Palin being allowed within 100 yards of the White House.
"Seriously, has either of you been to a health class, or what?"
Governor Palin’s office refused to comment on the rumors of the split, stating that, “We don’t comment on the Governor’s children.” Of course, they had plenty to say during the election, when the Governor herself stated that the horny teenagers without knowledge of birth control “are committed to accomplish what millions of other young parents have accomplished, to provide a loving and secure environment for their child.” How committed would they have been if Mama Palin wasn’t running for V.P.? Well, that question has now been answered. In October, Levi said (probably from a written statement), “We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do.” Now, he’s saying that he and Bristol decided to end their relationship ‘a while ago’. One might guess it happened sometime around November 5th.
Evidently, since the break-up, Bristol is making it nearly impossible for Levi to see his spawn. Levi’s sister told Star Magazine that, “Levi tries to visit Tripp every single day, but Bristol makes it nearly impossible. She tells him he can’t take the baby to our house because she doesn’t want him around ‘white trash’.” Now that they are clear of the election and no longer have to put up a solid ‘family values’ front, Bristol has unleashed the crazy and is now calling her ex-fiancé ‘white trash’. And he might be. But that’s the same white trash that she was making a baby with less than a year ago.
I’ll bet Michelle and Barack are waiting only a few more years before they are ready with a banana and a Trojan to explain to Sasha and Malia exactly how to avoid just such a situation.
Soon, Sarah Palin will be nothing more than the woman who can see Russia from her house. Bristol will be another crazy babymama in Wasilla, and Levi will be…who is he again?