Evidently, the best way to keep yourself afloat during economic hard times is (drumroll, please) squeezing out a litter of children. Welfare OctoMom Nadya Suleyman is simply raking in the dough since she gave birth to her gaggle. Even though she has been dropped by not one but TWO publicists because she is “nutsâ€, she is still bringing home piles of cash. Since the birth, she’s been making “$15,000 here, $25,000 thereâ€, according to one source. She gets paid for interviews, of course, and probably charges by the fetus. On a recent shopping spree, she was seen gabbing away on a cell phone, wearing hundreds of dollars in new clothes, and some nice new shiny diamond jewelry.Â
Justifying Her Personal Bailout Package
Although she told Dr. Phil that she wouldn’t be appearing in a porno film (the possible names keep springing to mind), although she was offered a million dollars to do one. She is, however, putting the video of the multiple births up for sale. TMZ was contacted to see if they wanted in on the bidding. To be honest, I covered my eyes in middle school when forced to watch “The Miracle of Lifeâ€, so the idea of watching the Grand Canyon of women erupting forth with younglings is a little stomach-turning. But there are, evidently, many bidders for just such a video. It was taken by a family friend, Suleyman says, so the older six children could watch. Evidently, they found it boring. Perhaps “horrifying†would have been a better choice of words.
Suleyman, as an unemployed 33 year-old college student, is entitled to $5,000/year per child. All fourteen of them. Plus, she recently scored a fancy new house for herself, evidently being financed by the owners but paid for by her Dad. Now she’s coming in with all of this cash to buy expensive clothes, shoes, and jewelry, but she’s still receiving welfare benefits. This may be why California is in such a deep financial crisis. Why work when the state can not only support you, but pay for you to be implanted with a herd of kids?Â
Suleyman’s father, who is allegedly paying for her new digs, went on Oprah, calling his daughter “irresponsible†and questioning her mental health. Duh. He probably paid for the house with the money from that appearance. Those kids gotta get paid for somehow. Why should they be punished just because their mother is a baby-making lunatic? Besides, she’ll probably get rich from all of this. Hopefully, the State of California will stop paying her when they realize that she’s making more right now that 98% of working Americans.