Cute-as-the-dickens “High School Musical” couple Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron has, evidently, made plans to get married during 2010.  While on a trip to Japan last month, 21 year-old Zac proposed to Vanessa, and is rumored to have given her a promise ring to seal the deal.  Because the couple is so young—and, presumably, because Zac digs boys—Vanessa’s mother expressed concerns about the two living together.  Zac’s rational solution: wedding rings!

Yeah, Lots of Straight Guys Look Like This And Spend This Much Time On Their Hair.

Yeah, Lots of Straight Guys Look Like This And Spend This Much Time On Their Hair.

This certainly wouldn’t be the first time a Hollywood couple married, despite both parties being attracted to the same sex.  We’re talking about YOU, John Travolta, Matthew Broderick, and (duh) Tom Cruise.  It must actually be kind of nice, to be able to shop together, cuddle, and talk about boys with your husband.  The sex thing has got to be a total drag, though. 

Zac is really much more pretty than he is handsome, and he is certainly not rugged.  Evidently, before the couple went to the birthday party of Vanessa’s younger sister, Zac threw a hissy fit when he realized that he had a pimple on his face (Star Magazine).  The source went on to say that “he just flipped out.  He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” 

Zac was inconsolable, and “Vanessa told him to stop being a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes”.  She was only able to calm him down when she let him use her concealer.  Although I’m sure it helped dry a few of Zac’s tears, it had to really tick him off , knowing that he is totally a summer and Vanessa is totally a winter.  I mean, the poor guy had to be in a Cover Girl meltdown.  His experience with blending must have come in handy. 

 Vanessa has until sometime in 2010 to either decide to act as full-time beard for her man, or to experience dating someone who takes less time to get ready than she does.  She’s young.  She still has plenty of time to date gay men.  After all, it is Hollywood.

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