Father’s Day is fast approaching, a celebration that always takes place on the third Sunday in June. Unlike mothers who seem to get all of the attention, us
fathers usually get the token gift and a few extra hours to peacefully sleep in the hammock.
That’s okay, I’m not complaining, mothers usually have the greater burden when it comes to child-rearing. And, when it comes to childbirth, they get all of the pain!
I know that my children will get me something useful as their mother is careful to consider those things I actually need. Two years ago I got a handmade tie, not a design I would wear — pasted on butterflies, glitter, and lady bugs galore — but a whimsical gift to keep on display nonetheless. I always appreciate their homemade cards — much better than anything that Hallmark Cards or American Greetings can possibly produce.
I’m not one for wearing jewelry as my wedding band is the only ring I’ve ever worn. I don’t even wear a watch because my cell phone keeps excellent time. Gold cuff links, a money clip, or a silver tie clip wouldn’t be particularly useful gifts for me either — I rarely have an occasion to dress up these days.
I can, however, imagine receiving certain gift items which are not only unusual, but bizarre. Not that I would want the following four gifts, but maybe your Dad would appreciate receiving:
Mr. T. ChiaHead Doll — Remember the A Team? I do! The main character was Mr. T., a really tough, mean but lovable guy who enforced the law his way. Somebody had the presence of mind (or did they lose their mind?) to combine his likeness with one of those quick-growing chia seed kits. Bring Mr. T’s Mohawk hairdo to life…literally!
Lava Lamp Shot Glasses — If your Dad likes to “toss down” a few, then why not let him do it in style? Especially if he came of age during the 1970s when lava lamps were at their peak — yes, lava glasses have LED lights in their base that flash through red, green & blue colors which turn off when the glass has been emptied.
Toilet Tunes — When I was a teen, hanging out at Spencer’s Gifts to find a favorite gag gift was one past time I have never quite forgotten. Thankfully, I outgrew the desire to buy Chinese handcuffs or candles that never blew out, but if you haven’t then toilet tunes could be the gift you want to get your Dad. Toilet tunes are for those times when Dad has an extended stay in the bathroom — music will begin playing the very moment he lifts the you-know-what lid. Let Dad listen to all of his favorite tunes and then some while he is busy doing his business.
Elephant Poo Poo — You wouldn’t think of giving dear ‘ole Dad a couple of pounds of fresh elephant poop, but maybe you’d think of giving him a gift derived from pachyderm waste. The Great Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company makes a variety of items from elephant dung including journals, photo frames, notebooks, and greeting cards. Yes, I am not lying, if you are environmentally conscious and want to make a difference while giving something different, then Poo Poo products make for an unforgettable gift idea.
Of course, if your Dad truly considers you to be the best gift in the world, then nothing you give can equal the time spent with him on this Father’s Day. Enjoy your time with Dad no matter what gift you choose to give him!